What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
ver, very, very, very cheesy!
